Carmen and Karmen (part 3)

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meanwhile, there is a stunned expresiion on his face.

B*could you repeat that?
D*The father is Jong Hyun. He is from Korea and currently stays there. we have informed him and he will arrive here tomorrow for the proper DNA test.
B*(looks at the girl) You had sex with a korean guy when you were with me 9 months ago? where were you 9 months ago and when did you go....
G*i was in korea for taekwondo with my friends and we met this really cute group called SHINee and we met Jong Hyun
B*How can it be i went out with you for three years and i dont know you do taekwondo?
G*where else wud i be every sunday in the morning? dipshit im never free on sunday..
B*how am i suppose to know? i thought you were sleeping!
G* im not lazy
B*dot dot dot
G*HMPF! (turns away)

***the next day

(she is in bed.. resting.. he sits beside her..resting)

* there is a knock on the door*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

G*(wakes up) *grunts* oh, Jong Hyun...
JH* Mimi, -kinchaneyo?
G* yes, im ok.. uhm.. when did you arrive?
JH* 1 hour ago. 
G* owh. 
(the guy next to her finally wakes)
B* hey... you feeli. oh. Hi.
JH* anyohaseiyo, my name is Jong Hyun, please to meet you..
B* yea.. so you are the one. 
JH*i am the one? what did i do? 
G* dont fight. please.
JH* Bianeyo, um. so the baby is ours?
G* yes. apprently so. 

*a knock on the door suprised them*
(the doctor came in) *all eyes turn that direction*

D* oh, i see the father is here. Hi sir, how do you do?
JH* oh please to meet you. my name is Jong Hyun.
D* so how is our patient doing today?
G* Im better.. =]
JH* oh uhm may i...
(nurse pushes in three beautiful babies)
JH* They look beautiful.
G* our children..


haha.. awesome story? but hey.. jong hyun is quite hot.. =]







 

Eng Cover - Karmen and Aaron

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On a mountain, I sit riding my horse. I was really bored and decided that I would go write a story with my friend in ICT class. So i started riding off into the sunset when a meteor fell out of the sky. I dashed as fast as i could but i couldn't go fast enough and i died. I woke up upon heaven's door and it was closed. I knocked and no one answered. i then rang the doorbell and no one answered. so i budged in and i got pushed out. ''I was dead rite?'' i asked my self. so i rang the doorbell again and a whole opened up in the floor and i fell through and kept falling. i'm bak at earth with burnt marks on my shirt!

wad me and aaron do in cover lesson for Eng.

 

Blast from the Past -->Year 6

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Name: Karmern Yap Class: 6K


My review of the year:

My Friends in  Yr 6: In the beginning of the year I had no friends. But later
on in the 1st term I met Mihir, Akshay and Imran. They were my friends from 
that day on. But in the 2nd term I met Maria and Soraya...

Summerset Camp: In the summerset camp me and my friends Carmen, Juri
and Joyve had way to much fun doing kayaking, river crossing...... We had teams 
for about 9 in each team. My team is Fahad, David, Juri, Gillian, Domonic, Achey(?),
Lara, myself and Anita.

The whole yr: At last its the end of the year and of we go on holiday. Nah just 
kidding. I will seriously miss my friends especially Mihir, Akshay and Imran


That was my end of yr 6 report which my teacher Ms. Lopez made us write. I was
looking through all the certificates and achievements i had and couldn't stop
laughing when i read this one. haha yesh. I did miss Mihir, Akshay and Imran a
lot at the end of yr 6. They were my greatest friends. My best friends i would 
never forget. They were the one whom helped my through my hard times of yr
6 when i had no friends. haha. and there s only one left from our group that 
stayed. Imran =]

Imran

My soul, my hero, my friend. He has been there for me since forever. Yr 6 until
now, he has been there for me if i ever needed a friend but sometimes he can be stingy.
=] Our memories will always remain. ^^

well, there you go. What my yr 6 life was like. =]

K <3

 

Year 11

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It's been a while since i set myself infront of my blog page. it 
is quite interesting to read back all my old post. Pregnant 
stories, birthday wishes, haha, memories. 
 
well, now im here again blogging. Im in year 11 now, im a 
prefect. it's been a dream =] 

i have a Hari Raya assembly tmrw. i dunno who's coming. lol..
im such a bad organizer. have to be better!! and besides that, i
have a electromagnetism test tomorrow and i dunno what it is
on. well i know but i dunno if that is all the information. aah!!

This sat i have a demo! 
Taekwondo Demo.

loll, i dont even know where it is, master is going to pick me 
up at 630am. o well. better sleep early on friday night. HAHA 
you dun hear that a lot. 

i rmbr last sunday, low chee wai (our captain) was suppose to 
do a mix pair poomsae(pattern) with a girl. out of the blue, 
master calls my name so no choice have to stand up. haha me 
and him did not work. i didnt know his time, he didnt know
mine. my pair is originally Leong Wai Lun ^^ my love and my
life. haha well not anymore. we are good frens though. hopefully.
well, i was like struggling then master was like, 'hu's your pair?
Leong Wai Lun isit? OK! leong wai lun up!' haha and he was like..
sigh. o well. me and him passed through the pattern liike *snap*. 
we know each other well dont we? =]

well, now i have to go moodle to check out the physics stuff. haizz,
dont like it. Law got learn physics wan meh? no la! hmpf. oh poo.
at least i finished my bio hwk!! =] *smiles*

its late, better head to moodle and check it out.

nite! 
K

 

RRI - Rotary Rotaract Interact Games '09

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Last Last Sunday, there was an event held at

VI - Victoria Institution in Pudu if i'm not 
mistaken? 

this even was called RRI Games where all
9 interact clubs from the 9 interact schools
under PUDU came together for games. I 
didnt expect that i was playing as last yr, I
went there to help. This yr, i was lucky! 
My team is Blue team! and we rock hardcore
baby!! we got 2nd place. Aite, it aint so bad. 

memorable day it was. i met so many new ppl. 
i oso brought a friend along. his name is 
Lai Yan Meng
Age - 17

awesome fren. he woke up at 6 for me. sweet 
rite? the only other person i know who would
do that would be pak ling. Robin would but 
will be 10-15 late.. ^^

on that day, i met someone whom is still in my 
mind til now. 

Kevin
MBSKL
15
Jan 19

=]

he was my strongest memory. i dunno why and
i dunno what he did or say to make me rmbr him 
so much..

oooo wait! here it is.

* i had to go back home with Yan meng to get ready*
Alex (girl) - Karmen, you got fb rite? add me
Me             -  Sure, better of you add me, my email *types*
Alex           - Thank you. oo can i have you number? just in case
Me             - Sure =] Np, wait, i miss call you, number?
Kevin        - You never miss call me *pout*
Me            - You never give me number how i miss call you?
*Kevin walks over* *I hand him my phone* *he types*
Kevin       - Here you go
Me            - *calls his phone, something rings* ok. now you have it.
Kevin       - *smiles*
Bryan       - Me leh?

haha or somewhere along those lines. damn funny i tell you.=]

K

 

Carmen and Karmen (part 2)

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so the story copntinues..

MiMi is now 6 months pregnant with a baby...

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OMG!!!


(at the hospital)

G: dear, could you get me strawberry icecream?
B: no, you already wasted all my money on chocolate, noodle, rice.. etc...
G: but you know...im pregnant.. i eat.. im hungry.
B: fine... (angry) do you want it in a cup or cone?
G: cup please =D
B: (grumbles) *walks away
-10 minutes later
B: here is your icecream
G: where's my spoon?
B: it's rite in front of you
G: thats a spork dummy.
B: WHAT"S THE DIFFERENCE? IT LOOKS LIKE A SPOON
G: its pointy, it will hurt me..
B: this is the last kid we are gonna have.
G: who said i wanted another one with you?
B: i was just saying... wait... WHAT??
G: the truth is......
B: iiisss?
G: im......im....im having triplets.
B: WHAT THE FUCK? NO WONDER YOU ARE HUGE
G: are you calling me fat?
B: are you sure you can ask that in your condition?
G: err. yes i can.. am i fat?
B: you've been fat for six months..
G: your point being.........
B: you have three friggin live beings in your stomach and you are asking me whether you are fat.
G: appparently yes.
B: have you stood on a weighing machine lately?
G: i cant get out of bed you blubberball.
B: who asked you to have triplets?
G: im not the one that asked 3 eggs to come out..
B: its your body...
G: tell that to your sperms.

3......months......later....

*she is in.......


the room..

*from outside her *soon-to-be* had earplugs..

wondered why??




AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*push madam... just push

(WHACK)

Stop telling me to PUSH GOD DAMMIT!

WHY NOT YOU PUSH!!!!

I AMMMM!!!!


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT"S PAINFULLLLL!!!

*uhm..madam.. you have triplets.. not just one.

WHACKS AGAIN>> SHUT UP!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


Congratulations you have three boys..

*they look very much like you.. but not your hus...
*AHEM he is not my husband

sorry madam.


actually, could i hv a DNA test with me and my kids and my
hus. *ahem i mean fren?

yes.... rite away.



*one hour later in the room.

(doctor walks in head down..with a frown)

*madam..
the DNA only has you and your child..
the father is... not...your fren...

its.......
its.......
its.......

a guy from korea.. his name is.....telling from the DNA

Jong Hyun


*who?


and thats part two...

we will continue.. 6 months later in november yr 11

bye for now..

K and C


 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEONG WAI LUN!

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hey..!

omg!

its 20th APRIL 2009!

so many things are happening to today.. =p
well ald happen..

IT'S WAI LUN"S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

he turn 18 =]

always and will be older then me.. by 3 yrs..=]

haha.. my crush for 4 WHOLE YEARS!

crazy la me..

go for so many guys and still end up with him.

haiz....

4 years very long.

but i know me and him
'Bu Hui Fen Li'

=P

blog later ^^

K


PS
*if i say i love you
will you say you love me too?*

=D

 

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